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mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it’s almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
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When your parents try to get you to spill your secrets by saying: “we can talk about anything,” and you just look at them like…
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When your favourite food is being served.
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