funniest10k: mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk me: ok me: me: me: me: mom where are you please me: mom please the line is moving fast me: mom i cant breathe where r u it’s almost my turn employee: next me: employee: me: faints Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
Mom: come here!
most-awkward-moments: - I’ll give you money … if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
When your parents try to get you to spill your...
When your favourite food is being served.
When your favorite band is on TV
When you drop your phone for the first time
me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
What I thought of when I heard the word "bread"
erickasworld4: A year ago: Now: via laugh-addict
That depressing moment when you get a stain on...
one day i will make the funniest post in the universe and get a million followers from it one day
When Niall gets a girlfriend
Half of Directioners: I WANTED TO BE NIALL'S PRINCESS, I HATE HER SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM AJBDKSBK
Other half of Directioners: Aw, Niall found his princess. I'm so sad, I wanted to be his princess but if he's happy then I'm happy.
Me: Aw Niall, look what some sweet Directioners are saying about us
I feel so awkward when I show other people...
ugh do you ever have those feels
those feely feels those feely feels that feel…… …..feely?
I play left out. →
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups? they’re like you’re burning us alive our insides are melting hELP US
Reblog if you're a celebrity and you are just...
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
Zayn enjoying the roller coaster that is life
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
Did you know that all the numbers from 1 - 999... →