- Half of Directioners: I WANTED TO BE NIALL'S PRINCESS, I HATE HER SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM AJBDKSBK
- Other half of Directioners: Aw, Niall found his princess. I'm so sad, I wanted to be his princess but if he's happy then I'm happy.
- Me: Aw Niall, look what some sweet Directioners are saying about us
I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
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ugh do you ever have those feels
those feely feels
those feely feels that feel……
…..feely?
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I play left out.
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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Reblog if you’re a celebrity and you are just trolling everyone.
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- Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
- Me: 10
- Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
- Me: 10 and a dead body.
